
Today I stared at Wayne Newton for 2 hours, but I didn't talk to him.
The smaller the chimichanga, the better.

I've had a headache everyday for the last 9 years.

Wafer cookies don't get the credit they deserve.

Cherry coke is best done in moderation.

Criminalizing fireworks should be illegal.
Danke Schoen
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